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The social behaviour of horse race-goers is governed by a complex set of unwritten rules, almost like golf is, but just much more fun. This unofficial code of conduct affects every aspect of social interaction at the races. So, with the Dubai World Cup just days away, you'd better heed the following rules if you want to survive a full day at the races.
The checklist
The code of chivalry: Behaviour towards women should always follow an unwritten code of old-fashioned chivalry, although these days it's sadly diminishing rapidly. However, for some reason, at the races, all women are treated as ladies. And, as men usually conduct themselves with much more grace as well, they can actually call themselves gentlemen on this special occasion. This code does not prevent race-goers from engaging in seduction rituals, but it does ensure that females feel safe, protected, respected and, most importantly, like ladies.
Be a lady: Being treated like a lady means you need to act like one. So, just in case, watch Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman or Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady for a reminder on what NOT to do.
Rules of betting: Just don't do it. It's illegal in the UAE. But it's always fun to make your own predictions and guess among
your friends which horse you think will win. Or you can join in the Pick Seven competition, which is free to the public.
Be modest: Even if you have an uncanny knack for picking winners, modesty is key and self-deprecating jokes about one's lack of skill are by all means appreciated.
Cursing: This goes for both ladies and men: avoid swearing or yelling if your horse doesn't win. It's just not the right
place to do it. Instead, smile and excuse yourself and, when you reach the bathroom, let it all out.
Dress code: Look your best! It is a rule that ladies and gentlemen are asked to dress in a manner appropriate to a smart occasion. Many men wear a shirt and tie with a jacket or suit. Showing up in jeans, bare tops, shorts, T-shirts and sports attire (including football, and rugby shirts, sweatshirts and trainers) is in bad taste.
Leave stilettos at home: Ladies, be smart and avoid wearing stiletto heels. You know you're just going to sink right into
that muddy grass with every step. Stylish platforms are the way to go if you have to wear high heels. If you insist on high
heel torture, then don't forget to bring plasters for those nasty blisters.
No flashing: ...Camera flashing, that is. Try to avoid using a flash on your camera as the horses run by. It might startle
the animals or jockeys and could be dangerous.
No pushing: In the heat of the moment, don't get over-excited and jostle other guests while you try to inch closer to the
horses. They might push you back and fighting is a big
no-no.
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